Levi X Reader: 'Listen Here'

WARNING: Low sexual theme and language
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“Listen here, you lil’ shit” You point your pointer finger against the cheek of the Horse’s Ass named Jean.
“Oh, what are you going to do? Poke me to death?” Jean asked in a fake scared tone.
You narrowed your (e/c) eyes at him, and flip him on and put him in a head lock with your legs.
“Bitch, I’ll do worst, ya hear me? Horse’s Ass” You pull his arm back, “Give in!”
“Awh, ow ow ow ow! STOP!” He cried out.
“Hell to the no. bitch, make me.” You use your only free hand and pull his leg in a way in which he can’t do on his own.
“AHHH-“
“GIVE IN!” You warned him.
“NEVER!”
Eren, Mikasa, and Armin walked in onto the sight of the torture.
“Hell yeah! Give him what he deserves!” Eren cheered, “Ha! Horse Face is getting beat up by a girl!”
“Uh, Eren, I don’t think you should support them…” Armin suggested.
“Oh please, it’s about time that that horse’s bitch gets what he deserves!” Eren yelled out.
More and more people started pilling in to watch the show unrivaled.  People cheering, while Jean yelling about not giving up and bout being a ‘man’.
“Come on you soggy lampshade horse! Give up or I’ll break your limbs.” You glared down at him with a wicked smirked.
You and Jean started arguing, until everyone was silent. Pondered by the silence, you look up to see Corporal Levi.
“What are you two brats doing?” He glared down with his arms crossed.
“Just teaching the Horse’s ass a lesson.” I answered.
“She started it!” Jean squeaks out as I tighten my grip.
“I didn’t say I didn’t, Bitch.” I pulled his limbs up higher.
“Gah! Ow! Stop!” Jean cried out.
“Give up! Say ‘I give up’” I cooed.
“Cadet (l/n), Get off of him.” Levi commanded.
I stared up at him in surprised, “What? Why?!”
“Because I said so! Now get off of him!” He glared down at you, you gave him a questionably look.
You haven’t had the slightest clue what brought this on. Since you two were dating, in secret of course, he let you do most things that most people can’t get away with. You did worst then this, and yet he chooses to call you out on this one.
You sighed and let go of Jean limbs and uncrossed your legs and stood up.
Jean breathes in loudly and coughs a bit.
You turn your head to his, “Oh, don’t be such a drama queen.”
“You could of kill me!”
“I had it under control!”
“Cadet (l/n), office, now.” Levi commanded turning his back and walked away.
Jean stood up and faced you, “ha! You’re in it now (l/n)”
You crossed your arms and chuckled a bit, “Better then what you’re going to get later.”
Jean narrowed his eyes at you.
“(l/n), I said NOW!” He yelled.
You jumped a bit, he usually didn’t yell at you like that. But you shrugged it off and started to walk behind him to his office.
Once you catch up to him in the hallway, “What was that about? You usually let me get away with things like this.”
“I couldn’t this time. People are starting to think.” Levi stated
“Then how are you going to punish me, huh?” You asked, hugging his side.
“I don’t know. I’ll think of something.”
You two walked into his office, he let go of you and sat in his chair behind his desk and started paper work.
You walked to him and sat on the edge of his desk, “Oh Levi. I’m bored.”
“Do something.”
“There’s nothing to do.”
“Clean.”
“Don’t feel like it.”
“Read”
“Nah.”
“Go outside.”
“Don’t feel like it.”
“Go play with your friends”
“They’re doing boring stuff”
He sighs and put down the papers he was reading, “find something then”
“I wouldn’t be here if I could.”
“You’re annoying brat, you know that?”
“Yet you love me. That got to say something about you.” You stated, crossing your legs and arms.
“Yeah, that I’m stupid enough to love you”
“Awwh. Don’t say that darling. You’re not so stupid. If you were, I wouldn’t be with you.” You stated. You got up and sat on his lap and rapped your arms around his neck.
He looks at you in the eyes and sighed, “You need to leave.”
“What? Why? You don’t love me anymore?” you tilt your head to the side a bit.
He flicked you’re nose, “you know I hate that.”
“Ow. Well, then why do I have to leave?”
“You’re a distraction.”
“So? Aren’t I a good distraction?” You cuddle in his neck.
“No, go away.”
“Stop being so mean!”
“Then get out.”
“No! Make me!” You pouted, leaning away from him.
He sighs and grab your hips and stood up.
“W-what are you doing?!” You cried out, clinging to him.
“Getting you out of here, I have work.”
“No! Never!!”
He opened the door, “let go.” He tried to pull you off.
“noooooo~!” You whined out.
“Let go.” Levi command, getting angry.
“nope”
He then started to poke your sides.
“Eeek! No! don’t!” You plead.
He then started to tickle you.
You tried to stay on but soon fail and almost fall, but he caught you and lay you on the floor and walked into his office and close the door.
“What?! That was evil! Levi, you lil’ bitch. Get out of here!!” You shout.
….He ignores you…
“Hey (f/n)! ….What are you doing on the ground??” Hanji asked, offering you a hand.
You took the hand and got up, “Levi kicked me out! Saying him a distraction! The nerve of him!”
“Oh? Want revenge?” She asked in a evil tone.
You looked at her and then smirked, “Of course.”
She got closer to you, “okay here is the plan…”

~*~*~*~*Time Skip to Night Time~*~*~*~*
You were lying on the bed that you and Levi sometimes share. You waited for about 20-25 minutes for him. You sigh, and then finally Levi walked in through the door. You sat up and crawl to the edge of the bed.
“About time. Why were you so late?” You asked in a nice tone.
He walked to you and sat beside you.
“Well, if you were at training, you would have known.” Levi stated.
“I thought I was a distraction.” You stated, moving behind him.
“You are, but that doesn’t mean you can just throw away your responsibility.”
You sigh, “Okay, whatever. Sorry.” You began to try to relieve stress by rubbing his shoulders, “so, how was your day?”
“Busy.” He moaned out.
“Sorry darling. I wish I could’ve done something.” You purred in his ear, nibbling on the shell.
He groans out, “(f/n), what are you doing?”
“Trying to take away some stress from you.” You stated, kissing his neck.
“(f/n), I had a long day.”
“And I’m trying to make it better or end it on a good note.” You started to nibble on his neck and sucking.
His breathe started to become heavy. “(f/n)” he moaned out.
“Hey Levi?”
“Hm?”
“How much do you love me?”
“More than you can imagine.”
You moved around in front of him and started to unbutton his shirt, and started to nibble on his collar bone.
“Good” You took off his shirt and push him on his back. You kiss him roughly on his lips.
Then out of nowhere, you jump off and ran out the door.
He sat up quickly and growl, “(f/n)!” He yelled and started to run after you.

~*~*~Before time Skip, AKA the plan*~*~*~
“Okay, so you know that Levi wants to keep your two relationships a secret, right?” Hanji asked.
You nod.
“Okay, but you don’t care and want people to know, correct?”
You nod again.
“Okay, so when he is done with his work. You try and do something that he loves, something that he doesn’t want you to stop. Something that he will run after you for.”
You nod again.
“Then run away, so he will chase after you. Okay?”
You nod.
“So run to the meeting hall, everyone will be there for a meeting, of course.”
You nod.
“But take something, like his shirt with you. So they will see that you two are together. Okay?”
You nod once again
“Okay, good. See you then!” Hanji winked at you and skipped off.
~*~*~*~*~TO WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW*~*~*~*~*~
“(f/n)! Come back here! I’m not finished!” He yelled.
For a shorty, he is quiet fast. You were barely getting away, one more turn then mission complete!
You gave all you speed you had and run that turn and into the middle of the room and then stop. Not too long after, Levi ran in and tackles you. This is a surprise to you.
“Eeek!” You squeak.
“Did I look done to you?!” Levi yelled.
Good lord… He looked hot; I mean, he always did, but a lot more... Shirtless, hot and sweaty, out of breathe, hair a mess. Damn…
“Corporal Levi. What are you doing to Cadet (L/n)?” Erwin command. Everyone’s eyes were on you two.
Levi’s eyes widen, he looked up at EVERYONE. “uhh…”
“I KNEW YOU TWO WERE A COUPLE!” Sasha yelled, pointing at you two.
Levi’s face turns so red in a matter of seconds. You couldn’t help but burst into laughter. Levi look down at you, like you was crazy.
Erwin cleared his throat to gain everyone’s attention. “I don’t think this is appropriate as of right now.”
“LEVI HAS A GILFRIEND! LEVI HAS A GILFRIEND! LEVI HAS A GILFRIEND!” Hanji singed.
“(f/n)?” Levi whispered.
You looked up at him, “hm?”
“You are not getting away with this.”


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